Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Pathological Liar

My dog is dainty and elegant.
He hates the mud and is always clean.
He never sheds in the house, or drools.
He loves to dress up and be seen.

We do not own a vacuum.
He cleans up after himself.
He's a prizewinning painter,
we keep his trophies on that shelf.

His dearest wish is world peace.
He loves cats and even squirrels.
He's always a perfect gentleman,
and knows how to behave around girls.

As you can see, he's an angel.
He never misbehaves at all.
And perhaps the most amazing thing
is that he comes whenever I call.

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